You can’t even make fun of this ad, it’s already a parody. Why’s he dressed like a cowboy in Alabama? What prisoners will he not be taking as an agriculture commissioner? Thugs and criminals?! UHWAAHY? I DON’T GIVE A RIP! LOOKIT MAH GUHN! I’M ON A HORSE.

We are Better than That!!!!! (via ICAUCUSREGION6)