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jmking:
When isn't Steve Jobs anrgy?
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me:
probably when he's rolling around in his piles of money.
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jmking:
I'm pretty sure he's still angry that the design of money is so ugly
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..and it doesn't have an Apple logo on it
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me:
american money is kinda ugly though
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jmking:
It is
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Soon Apple will only accept iDollars
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The prices don't change, but the conversion rate is 2/1
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me:
introducing iDollars, the monetary revolution of the future
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it automatically goes to Apple everytime a new product is released
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jmking:
You have to pre-purchase $10,000 iDollars
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There are no smaller bundles
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Then you have to sign up for Mobile Me
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...and let Apple's new and improved "Genius" feature
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...decide what you should buy
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Based on the content of your emails and the size of your credit
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me:
and the stuff you already own.
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jmking:
Exactly - auto-upgrade to all new models
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me:
it is of course incompatible with all other forms of currency
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jmking:
Yes - by using iDollars, you can no longer use your country's currency
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Because you need to apply for citizenship to the nation of Apple
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me:
Apple then sues New York for using the nickname "The Big Apple"
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jmking:
LOL
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world domination ensues
